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Empty wallet tomorrow.

*at work and staring at Photoshop*

Me: … Why is my smart object not showing its fill color. *calls my boss over* Can you help me… -_- It’s only showing the outline.

Boss: Hmm… *starts clicking around* Yeah, it’s not showing up…

Me: …

Boss: *continues clicking around*

Me: … Wait… OH MY GOSH—THERE’S A LAYER—

Boss: *drags the smart object layer to the top* Yeah, it was below another layer.

Me: HAHAHAHA, OH MY GOSH, I’M SO SORRY, HAHAHA—

Boss: Haha. It’s okay, I understand. It’s Friday.

Me: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

*friend and I are wandering the streets in SF at midnight*

*we find a grocery shopping cart *

Friend: *immediately hops in*

Me: Uhh, where do we go, hahaha…*clumsily starts moving the cart* It might be easier if you pushed me, I don’t think I could control it—

Friend: *hops out* Get in, I’ll push you.

Me: … What, are you serious—Wait, no, don’t help me, I CAN DO IT—*clumsily clambers into the cart and sits down* What now—

Friend: *starts pushing the cart at mach speed*

Me: HOLY CRAP, HAHAHAHAHAHA—

*coasts down the sidewalk for 2 blocks before slowing down*

Friend: *scratches his head* … I feel like we just moved a bum’s property.

Me: … We probably did.

*walking with a friend and we see a Chase bank*

Friend: You guys have a lot of Chase banks around here. They used to be Washington Mutual, right?

Me: Yeah. WaMu.

Friend: That’s such a stupid name.

Me: Whaaat, it’s such a cute name! WaMu!

Friend: No, it’s stupid. It sounds like something a retarded cow would say. WaMUUUUUUUUUU, like, WTF is wrong with this cow—

Me: *splutters with uncontrollable laughter for 10 minutes* 

Shin Megami Tensei 4. Oracle of Ages. Oracle of Seasons.

FREAKING EARTHBOUND.

I think the universe is telling me to buy a 3DS and a Wii U.

Heeheehee.

Only got 30 minutes of sleep because of the stupidly strong winds last night. Stepped into work 1.5 hours later than usual to try and catch up on sleep after the winds died down.

That didn’t work.

I’ve been staring at the corner of my monitor for the past 10 minutes.

Heeheeheeheeheehee.

So my parents sent me a b-day gift to my office and I stared at the box label for 30 seconds before realizing they SENT ME THE CAMERA BAG I’VE BEEN EYEING SINCE FOREVER! YESSSSSSSSSSS MY PARENTS ARE THE BEST WHY ARE THEY SO AWESOME.

To the handsome, shirtless man dashing along the walls, scaling rocks, and jumping off rails: thank you for talking to me while I was waiting for my friend, for sharing your music with me, and, most of all, for blessing my visage with your glistening, parkour honed abs.

You, dear sir, made my Sunday.

We got free cookies from the bakery down the street after we complained about their service and then my co-worker brought in more cookies for his 1-year work anniversary I am seriously going to explode.

I ate too much cereal and I feel like I’m going to explode.

BOSS JUST SENT AN E-MAIL THAT MY REVIEW IS NEXT MONDAY AND NOW I AM TERRIFIED.

mavln:

*leans against wall* u wanna make out *slips and falls down*

(Source: pgay)

It’s been a while since I’ve read any books, so I bought some this weekend and I was all excited because I’m like, awesome, I’ll read these when I’m on the bus and it’ll kill commute time.

But then today on the bus I’m 6 pages into my book and I realize I still get motion sickness when I read in a moving vehicle and I had to stop.

Downloading the Jak and Daxter bundle.

Time to play one of my favorite trilogies with my eyes closed.